Dookie Fresh Your Favorite Martian

[Intro]
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp
Her body was bangin'
This chick was built with great parts (whistles)
Then she was beautiful, I didn't really know her
But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor
I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body
But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty
Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank
It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank
To get away from the stank
I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she's hot
But I don't even know if I can do this
'Cause she smells like R. Kelly's date mixed with raw sewage
Her breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her mouth
She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I'm out!
She's ridiculously fine!
So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh

[Hook]
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh