Happy Birthday to Me The Vandals

[Verse 1]
It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you, it's my birthday
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say
It's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave
Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say

[Chorus 1]
For 24 hours, you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell, oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Alone on my birthday

[Verse 2]
I'm going to Denny's 10 times today, no tip!
It's my birthday, so do what I say
Thanks mom didn't have an abortion
Or my birthday wouldn't be today
But I guess it's just my good fortune, my birthday's today, ok

[Chorus 1]
For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell, oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Spank me!
Oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me