Big Dumb Idiot Tom Cardy

[Intro]
"Hey guys, that's one cappuccino"
"Lovely, thank you very much"
"No worries, and one breakfast bowl"
"Wow, that looks great"
"Enjoy your meal"
"Yeah, you too"

[Verse 1]
I am fine all alone
But when I leave my house, I become a
Big dumb idiot in front of other people
A giant stupid piece of shit in front of other people
By myself, I tend to be eloquent
And then I go outside and say really dumb shit

[Chorus]
To people I don't know or will ever see again
And that's worse for one reason
'Cuz people I don't know or will ever see again
Will tell all their friends
Other people I don't know or will ever see again (Warning, malfunction)

[Verse 2]
I am fine all alone
But when I leave my house, I become a
A Big idiot
I'm Tongue Tied
The kind of guy who says hi one too many times