Tchaikovsky (and Other Russians) Danny Kaye

[RINGMASTER]
Ladies and gentlemen, I take pride in introducing
The Greatest Show on Earth
Liza Elliott's gargantuan three-ring circus
Featuring for the first time
The captivating and tantalizing Liza Elliott
The woman who cannot make up her mind!

(spoken)
Order in the courtroom. Ah, the charges against Liza Elliott. 

(sung)
Whereas—

[ENSEMBLE]
Whereas—

[RINGMASTER]
Liza Elliott cannot make up her mind
About the Easter cover or the circus cover
Secundus—

[ENSEMBLE]
Secundus—

[RINGMASTER]
Liza Elliott cannot make up her mind
Whether she is marrying Kendall Nesbitt or not
Moreover!