Halloween Froggy Fresh

[Intro]
Froggy Fresh
And Money Maker Mike, of course

[Chorus]
Ghosts, goblins, and monsters galore
I don't even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween
Ghosts, goblins, and monsters galore
I don't even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween

[Verse 1]
It was October Thirty-First
Me and Mike had walked ten miles, and we were dying of thirst
Then all of a sudden, we remembered 'bout the curse
It was the curse of the Birmingham hearse
On this very night, twenty years ago
A big black hearse went spinning off the road
For no good reason, it blew all four tires
And guess who was inside it? Mike Myers
We heard stories, but we knew they weren't true
'Bout the boy who went missing, they only found his shoes
Scary, but it never happened to us
We weren't afraid, we were way too tough
But then we heard a noise, and then a creepy voice
Was it a monster? Was it James and his boys?
Then Mike Myers came busting out the bush
We got up on the bike, I screamed "Push, Mike, push!"