Good King Wenceslas Phineas and Ferb (Ft. Baljeet Tjinder & Buford Van Stomm)

Baljeet: Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen...

Buford: Sorry I'm late. I was busy doin' some rewrites
Baljeet: Rewrites?
Buford: I've highlighted your parts. Now sing along

Buford: Santa Claus and all his elves
Are making gifts for Buford
Baljeet: I don't think that's how it goes
Buford: Nobody's askin' you, nerd

Baljeet: Buford! You're completely disrespecting this classic song. You're ignoring the historical context. King Wenceslas was a great man. You have no idea what this song is about!
Buford: I know all about this song

Buford: The words were by an English guy
The music, Scandinavian
Wenceslas was five-foot-six
He kept his face unshaven
Though just a duke throughout his life
He always ruled so justly
His kingly title was conferred
Upon him posthumously

Baljeet: Well, I stand corrected. You seem to have a lot of information. But if you know so much about it, why do you not sing the original song?
Buford: I like my version better. It's about me!