Family’s Coming No Diving

[Part I: Family's Coming]

[Verse 1: Peter]
Neuronic pleasure is a jewel of the mind
Iconic checkered tables, threw them in the river
I just called your sister, set the table
Grandma’s coming home soon
Record players on
Go and do the dishes or there’s no more kisses

[Chorus 1: Peter]
Feuding in the afternoon, darling, darling
Level headed can’t be your motto
Heavy leaded bullets start flying
Can’t be level when the family comes over
When the family comes over

[Verse 2: Peter]
Popped a corona just to slice me a lime
To take the edge off
Stealing to get ya, you won’t take no pictures, oh my

[Chorus 2: Peter]
Feuding afternoon, darling
Level headed can’t be your motto
Heavy leaded bullets start flying
Can’t be level when, when the family comes over
When the family comes over
When the family comes over
When the family woah
Alakazam
When the family comes over
Do you wanna come over?
No you probably don’t
No you probably don’t wanna come over
When the family comes over
Do you wanna come over?
No you probably don’t, No you probably don’t
No you probably don’t
When the family comes over
Comes over, comes over
Family comes home
When the family comes over
When the family comes over
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah