[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ASH KETCHUM!
VERSUS!
CHARLES DARWIN!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Ash Ketchum]
Darwin wants to battle? Doesn't seem like a fight
But this should be fun! I've yet to catch a ghost type
Got the highest speed stat, drop rhymes lightning fast
Open my pockets and go (Charizard) on your ass
Cause I'm Ash! And that's A-to-the-Shush!
I don't care how many beetles and butterflies you squooshed
Your earthworms can’t beat these magical beasties
Your shit-talking mouth is the Origin of Feces
You've got candy raps, Reese’s Pieces
In this ecosystem, I’m the dominant species
When it’s time to train, I turn to Pikachu. (Pika!)
But when I need a weak verse, I choose you
[Verse 2: Charles Darwin]
Hello there, welcome to a world called Earth
Where actual minds do groundbreaking work
If you’re looking for the fittest, I’m the natural selection
You’re so ineffective, you couldn’t even turn eleven
What you spit’s just not hard-hitting enough
It’s kid stuff, you’re soft like a Jigglypuff
You got no Game Boy, so you’ll get the broom quick
The real Ash packs a much bigger BOOMSTICK
I’m a masterful naturalist
What I've glimpsed will outclass all the crap on your laughable list
My research reversed the first words of the Church
You measure your worth by the sales of your merch!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ASH KETCHUM!
VERSUS!
CHARLES DARWIN!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Ash Ketchum]
Darwin wants to battle? Doesn't seem like a fight
But this should be fun! I've yet to catch a ghost type
Got the highest speed stat, drop rhymes lightning fast
Open my pockets and go (Charizard) on your ass
Cause I'm Ash! And that's A-to-the-Shush!
I don't care how many beetles and butterflies you squooshed
Your earthworms can’t beat these magical beasties
Your shit-talking mouth is the Origin of Feces
You've got candy raps, Reese’s Pieces
In this ecosystem, I’m the dominant species
When it’s time to train, I turn to Pikachu. (Pika!)
But when I need a weak verse, I choose you
[Verse 2: Charles Darwin]
Hello there, welcome to a world called Earth
Where actual minds do groundbreaking work
If you’re looking for the fittest, I’m the natural selection
You’re so ineffective, you couldn’t even turn eleven
What you spit’s just not hard-hitting enough
It’s kid stuff, you’re soft like a Jigglypuff
You got no Game Boy, so you’ll get the broom quick
The real Ash packs a much bigger BOOMSTICK
I’m a masterful naturalist
What I've glimpsed will outclass all the crap on your laughable list
My research reversed the first words of the Church
You measure your worth by the sales of your merch!
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