Toad Viagra Boys

[Intro]
You know, I been thinkin' about something lately, baby
Come sit down here, I got something to tell you
You know, these past few days have been magical
You made me feel like a hundred bucks last night
And the breakfast you cooked up this morning tasted like it was made from the big restaurant in the sky
Nonetheless, I noticed lately that you been thinkin' about settling down
And uh, gettin' us a little cabin in the woods together
Maybe couple chickens, couple dogs, couple kids
And you know, and I
You know, I really think that sounds lovely, baby, but uh
I got something real important to tell ya
So I hope you're sitting down
Here it comes, baby

[Verse 1]
Well, I don't need no woman tellin' me
When to go bed and when to brush my teeth
Girl, if you ain't my mama, please don't try to be
Yeah, you can't change this old hound dog
No, you can't fix me, what, what?
I'ma keep a-hootin' and a-hollerin'
And drinkin' liquor and gettin' high
I'm never gonna be the man you want me to be
I'm a rebel till I die