The Man Who Swears Coldplay

[Spoken]
Right, here's one

[Intro]
Do, do, doodle-oo-do, do-deh, eh-nah
Doodle-oo, do, do-now, do-noo
Doodle-oo, do, do-do, do-deh
Doodle-oo, do, do-do, do-do

[Verse 1]
There's a man who swears he's God
But I'm pretty sure he's not
There's a man who walks around
Like he owns the fucking lot
There's a man who takes his time
From the hands of a cuckoo clock
You can hear him walk around
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock

[Refrain]
Do, do, do, do-now, na-num-a
Doodle-oo, do, do-do, do-do
Doodle-oo, do, do-num-a

[Chorus]
At first, it was easy
But now why's it have to be so hard?
Heaven is a fire escape
You try to cling to in the dark
At first it was simple
But now it got too complicated
But the world just got a lovely time
Or blame it all on my mistake