My Sperm Is Healthy [Explicit] Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Pete Gardner)

[Darryl]
My sperm is nice and healthy
In terms of sperm I’m wealthy
Like an oil magnate
When I ejaculate
That’s what the doctors tell me!

My point is, in a nut shell
Each time I nut, I nut well!
I’ve got the quantity and the quality
No IUD is stopping me!

‘Cause my semens steaming
Like a demon and all
The surrogates are screaming:

“Just give me some
Of that premium grade
Baby batter!”

I never splatter!

My sperm, my sperm is
No cause for concern!

My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!