Four Jews in a Room Bitching (March of the Falsettos) William Finn (Ft. Chip Zien, James Kushner, Michael Rupert & Stephen Bogardus)

[MEN]
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time

[MENDEL]
Whadda they do for love?
Whadda they do for love?

[MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON]
Four Jews in a room bitching

[MENDEL]
Whadda they do for love?

[MEN]
Four Jews in a room stop...

[MENDEL]
They stoop...