[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
CONNOR MCDAVID
VERSUS
AMITY BLIGHT
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Amity Blight]
Amity Blight, and I'm here to sweep, yuh
Here to fight 'til you're 6 feet deep, yuh
Teenage witch more iconic than Sabrina
But you though? Well I don't wanna be mean, buuuuuut
Who you tryna' be? Gretzky? Please, cuz
You ain't an MC and you ain't no Jesus
I hand out defeat when I cast a spell
Conjure double hockey sticks to give you two L's
I'm the top student representing Hexside
You got ice skates, but I ain't letting shi- slide
I play Grudgby, I can take a couple bruises
Canada goose? More like Canada loses
[Verse 2: Connor McDavid]
Look, I'm a centrе and I'm known for shooting left
But Disney's gone wokе, and I have to protest
Two girls in a will they won't they? Whoa, eh
My kids watched your show, now they're both gay!
You better stay in your lane there, Amity
You raise abominations, I raise money for charities
Spare me from your mommy issues, I couldn't give a dick
I'm with the Oilers, that's why my rhymes are slick
No gauntlet but I'm throwing down Mittens
No hex of yours can stop the bars that I'm spittin'
Got my eyes on the goal, crowds roar as I cruise
Why don't you make like your girlfriend and Luz
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
CONNOR MCDAVID
VERSUS
AMITY BLIGHT
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Amity Blight]
Amity Blight, and I'm here to sweep, yuh
Here to fight 'til you're 6 feet deep, yuh
Teenage witch more iconic than Sabrina
But you though? Well I don't wanna be mean, buuuuuut
Who you tryna' be? Gretzky? Please, cuz
You ain't an MC and you ain't no Jesus
I hand out defeat when I cast a spell
Conjure double hockey sticks to give you two L's
I'm the top student representing Hexside
You got ice skates, but I ain't letting shi- slide
I play Grudgby, I can take a couple bruises
Canada goose? More like Canada loses
[Verse 2: Connor McDavid]
Look, I'm a centrе and I'm known for shooting left
But Disney's gone wokе, and I have to protest
Two girls in a will they won't they? Whoa, eh
My kids watched your show, now they're both gay!
You better stay in your lane there, Amity
You raise abominations, I raise money for charities
Spare me from your mommy issues, I couldn't give a dick
I'm with the Oilers, that's why my rhymes are slick
No gauntlet but I'm throwing down Mittens
No hex of yours can stop the bars that I'm spittin'
Got my eyes on the goal, crowds roar as I cruise
Why don't you make like your girlfriend and Luz
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