[NARRATOR]
Way back in days of old
There was a legend told
About a hero known as Galavant

[WOMAN]
Square jaw and perfect hair

[OLD MAN]
Cojones out to there

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
There was no hero quite like Galavant

[BLACKSMITH]
Tough, plus every other manly value

[KIDS]
Mess with him, he'll disembowel you

[WOMAN]
Yay, he ruled in every way

[MAN IN PILLORY]
A fairy-tale cliche
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