Divorce Court R. Stevie Moore

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She's acting strangely
I'm wearing paisley
Our years of raging love are through

I miss the old days
Long before Coldplay
We lost our eBay password

It's so despairing
She stopped her caring
For Fred Astaire and Ginger too

So scared to be tossed
Out on the street crosswalk
I might get run over

Your honor, I object!

Kid stuff abandoned
Now I'm Ralph Kramden
She found a stand-in substitute

Ears got tinnitus
Here comes arthritis
If you don't think that I'm sick, you're sick

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