Betrayed Mel Brooks (Ft. Nathan Lane)

[GUARD, spoken]
Mail call! Here ya go, Bialystock, ya got a postcard

[MAX, spoken]
A postcard? From where?

[GUARD, spoken]
Brazil

[MAX, spoken]
Brazil? Who do I know in Brazil?
Dear Max
Rio is everything you said it was and more. Ulla and I think of you
Every chance we get. In the morning, when we have breakfast on our terrace. Many different herrings. And in the evening, when we samba together in the moonlight. Sorry, must run. Ulla's waiting, it's almost eleven Wish you were here, Leo!

(sung)
Just like Cain and Abel
You pulled a sneak attack
I thought that we were brothers
Then you stabbed me in the back
Betrayed!
Oh boy, I'm so betrayed!

Like Samson and Delilah
Your love began to fade
I'm crying in the hoosegow
You're in Rio getting laid!
Betrayed!
Let's face it, I'm betrayed!