The Naughty Little Rat Makes New Friends The World/Inferno Friendship Society

Off she went there I stayed
Staying drunk for a couple of days
There were other girls
Friends of hers of course
They fought like wolves
They fed like sharks
When the one you love loves you no more
It doesn't matter who else might
It doesn't matter who else does
When the one you love loves you no more
It doesn't matter who else might!
And it sucks to be alone at a party
So when the time came to move on the show
I let my machine take the call
And I let it go
Later, when the hurt cooled down
I went looking for the party
But the party wasn't around
Later, when the hurt cooled down
Looking for the party
But the party wasn't around
I went looking for the party
But the party wasn't around
Ok!

I heard people had heard of it
I found some people who'd left and
I found another girl I liked
Looking up an old address
But I never found that party
Never saw it again
And I often find myself thinking about it wondering
Well if it's still around
And if I would recognize it
And what my life would have been like
If I'd never been a part of it
It was just the best party
The music was good and the girls were pretty
It was just the best party
The booze flowed and it lasted so long
And if I never find that party
If maybe it's all over and done
If I never find that party
I am going to throw you one