Lies Song Spose (Ft. Shane Reis & Wax)

[Intro: Spose]
I'd never lie to you, there's no drums in this song

[Verse 1: Spose]
I'll spit my verses all in Spanish, I was born in Kansas
I'm the richest person on the planet
I would never get a tattoo
I'd never feed my daughter fast food
("Any sauces with that?" "Uh, can I get three barbecue?")
Bobby Flay never wrote a recipe
Michelle Obama won't stop sexting me
Fat people look awesome in Spandex
Nobody's ever got killed by Aaron Hernandez
2Pac's alive, Smurfs are black
Witches are real, the Earth is flat
X: that's the number five in Roman numerals
I've never used Twitter at a relative's funeral
My car has a retracting top, I'm always wearing matching socks
Janet Jackson's dead, but Michael Jackson's not
To take it further, there has never been a rape or murder in the state of Florida
And my basement doesn't look like it's an episode of Hoarders
I have never seen Dora The Explorer
I got all the deaf people listenin'
Augusta is the capital of Michigan
But I would never lie to you