Captain Albert Alexander Steam Powered Giraffe

[Verse 1]
When he was a boy
He wanted to play down by the sea
At age thirteen, every day after school
He would always sail around the lake

All the people would stand and stare
As he sailed around with precision and care
With his bi-corner hat and the way he would stand
He looked just like a Navy man
All the townsfolk would gather and say, and sing away...

[Chorus]
Captain Albert Alexander
He'll be a brave seafarer someday
But that Captain Albert Alexander
He'll go down in the waves

[Verse 2]
By age twenty-four
He had left the shore and was sailing for the Queen
On a dark starry night
Albert awoke to the sound
Of his Captain screaming as he was drowned
The Navy crew was taking a lick
Pirates had invaded the ship
But Albert with one aimed harpoon
Ignited their rum with a spark and soon
Flames drove the pirates away
The Navy sang...