Oh, Baby, the Places You’ll Go! Jordan Simons

[Intro]
Yo, this is Oh, Baby, the Places You'll Go!, written by Dr. Seuss, and I'm gonna rap this book

[Refrain]
Baby, oh, baby, the places you'll go
The worlds you will visit, the friends you will know
The horn-tooting apes from the Jungles of Jorn
Will hoot a big toot on the day you are born
While a bird flying high from far off in Katroo
Will sing on the wing, "Happy Birthday to You"
Then the once-ler will call on his whisper-ma-phone
With a secret he's saving for your ears alone

[Verse 1]
You will find from your very first moment in space
You're surrounded by new friends all over the place
There's Daisy-Hood Mayzie and Cindy-Lou Who
Hunches in bunchеs and Lolla-Lee-Lou
The Curious Crandalls, the Brothers Ba-Zoo
Thе Star-Belly Sneetches, the Wump of Gump, too
Bartholomew Cubbins, Marvin and Max
And also the North- and the South-Going Zax
There's Thidwick, who lives with his friends in a bunch
At a lake where there's lots of sweet moose-moss to munch
A very tall cat in a red-and-white hat
Who loves to do tricks in West Gee-Hossa-Flat
A boy with his yo-yo, the youngest McCave
And his 22 brothers, who are all named Dave
A worm who can see all the way to Japan
Which is quite a bit farther than anyone can
And Horton, who lives in the Jungle of Nool
Every 15th of May in the cool of the pool
Will show you the dust speck that houses the Whos
Those brave little folks we would not want to lose
He saved their whole town for he knows, after all
A person's a person, no matter how small
You might take a quick trip out to Sala-ma-Sond
Where Yertle the turtle was king of the pond
'Til a turtle named Mack did a plain little thing
He burped and he toppled the throne of a king
And what happened next there in Sala-ma-Sond?
Yertle fell off his throne and he fell Plunk! in the pond
You will find him there now, mud is all he can see
And the turtles of course—all the turtles are free
As turtles and every creature should be