[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
LOIS GRIFFIN
VS
CHILLI HEELER
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Lois Griffin]
It seems today, that all you see
Is stupid fucking children obsessed with Bluey
I’m gonna leave you fucked up like I was the dog breeder
Beat this bitch so bad, they’ll have to call in PETA
I got big stacks and a big rack
You’ll get smacked, your kid’s whack, Petah’s got a big sack
I’d rather kill myself than listen to your silly songs
I know martial arts, so I’ll whoop this fucking Chilli Dog
Ay, I’m cooking Chilli and I won’t be sorry
Put a dog down with the Glock in my ‘rari
9/11? Bad. Your show? The worst. (Crowd Cheer)
Aussies more than 6 feet under, and they’re falling head first
[Verse 2: Chilli Heeler]
You truly are a red-head, cause those lines were soulless
Further proof South Park’s the only way you’re funny, Lois
You gambled by versing so prеpare to meet an end
As I steal this victory likе how you stole your daughter’s boyfriend
Your marriage with Peter is a little bit touchy
Forced yourself onto him when he chose to not play Keepy Uppy
And if that wasn’t enough for this lousy attention seeker
She went down on Bill Clinton and seduced Justin Bieber
You're talking down upon my family like they're misfits
But yours just caused a bitch fit that made you ruin Christmas
So keep cluttering my joy with more bars
I expect nothing but blowing coming from a porn star
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
LOIS GRIFFIN
VS
CHILLI HEELER
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Lois Griffin]
It seems today, that all you see
Is stupid fucking children obsessed with Bluey
I’m gonna leave you fucked up like I was the dog breeder
Beat this bitch so bad, they’ll have to call in PETA
I got big stacks and a big rack
You’ll get smacked, your kid’s whack, Petah’s got a big sack
I’d rather kill myself than listen to your silly songs
I know martial arts, so I’ll whoop this fucking Chilli Dog
Ay, I’m cooking Chilli and I won’t be sorry
Put a dog down with the Glock in my ‘rari
9/11? Bad. Your show? The worst. (Crowd Cheer)
Aussies more than 6 feet under, and they’re falling head first
[Verse 2: Chilli Heeler]
You truly are a red-head, cause those lines were soulless
Further proof South Park’s the only way you’re funny, Lois
You gambled by versing so prеpare to meet an end
As I steal this victory likе how you stole your daughter’s boyfriend
Your marriage with Peter is a little bit touchy
Forced yourself onto him when he chose to not play Keepy Uppy
And if that wasn’t enough for this lousy attention seeker
She went down on Bill Clinton and seduced Justin Bieber
You're talking down upon my family like they're misfits
But yours just caused a bitch fit that made you ruin Christmas
So keep cluttering my joy with more bars
I expect nothing but blowing coming from a porn star
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