Sell, Sell, Sell Barenaked Ladies

[Verse 1]
The credits roll, the camera pans
And in the mist our hero stands
He starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayer
An awkward pause, then what's my line?
There's nothing left to say this time
And what would you say to a bad guy who's not there?
In terms of Roman numerals, he's IV league with Roman Polanski
He'd win an Oscar every time if he was only given the chance, he

[Verse 2]
Started on the Broadway stage
A product of another age
An offer and a pilot drew him west
The series bombed, commercials came
And though nobody knew his name
They all recognized the potential he possessed
Deodorants and dental floss and how much does that new car cost?
His acting was methodical in You Don't Need A Medical
He's branded like a racing car, he's like a movie star without movies
The week of Independence Day
The casting agent called to say
Your smile could save our movie and the world

[Chorus]
Buy, buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell
How well you learn to not discern
Who's foe and who is friend
We'll own them all in the end