Drunk Space Pirate (Live) The Mechanisms

[Spoken: Jonny d'Ville]
"Sing along if you still know the words. Tim?"

[Gunpowder Tim]
"It's been ten years—"

[Jonny d'Ville]
"Uh— ten millenium."

[Gunpowder Tim]
"-Give or take. And not once - not once - have you said please."

[Jonny d'Ville]
"Now. This is when- we're doing this now."

[Gunpowder Tim]
"Now, now we'll do it"

[Jonny d'Ville]
"Tim? ...Please"
"Basic politeness gets a cheer. That's— unbelievable really."

[Intro: Jonny d'Ville]
What shall we do with a drunk—
"I don't even need to be here, do I."
What shall we do with a drunk space pirate
Distant stars awaiting