The Story of Pedro’s Dowry Frank Zappa

Now I get to conduct one

The name of this tune is . . . The name of this tune is "Pedro's Dowry."

Let me tell you the story here. This was also written as a ballet, but we still don't have the budget for that sort of thing. Here is the plot

A woman—with ocean front property—waits for someone named Pedro in a skiff—a form of boat. She will launder his [...] up shirt in a splendid sunset. He will play an inexpensive guitar. She will make him a stimulating drink, and while he drinks it, she will put on some more lipstick

Later, they'll have a cheap little fuck and accidentally knock over an ashtray. In the confusion, she might have misplaced her necklace. Within moments, Muriel has cleaned the rug

Now mix it good, Davey

One, two, three, four . .