Five Ways to Kill a Toon MC Lars & Schäffer the Darklord (Ft. JT Music, MC Snax & The Stupendium)

INTRO (MC LARS AS SMART ASS):

Alright, Valiant. I've "disresembled" the baddest crew of weasels... with one sole mission in mind: to dip every toon out of existence. But who am I, you might ask?

[VERSE 1 / LARS]:

I’m that weasel with the heart of a dragon with a stun gun
Make your body hiccup as I hit you with these Dum Dums
Try me, I dare them, get Mickey and tear him
Limping like Benny, I bang like a snare drum
Why? I be on that Tom and Jerry
Dip you like a shoe, paint dripping like a berry
Smarty the weasel, remember my name
Dethrone the mouse from the kingdom he claims
I got killers on my squad, you got Goofies
Blast you out the sky, I’m a Red Baron Snoopy
Oh boy, rodent dip on the menu tonight
‘Cause the clock’s ticking down on your copyright
Bomb in your clubhouse, runaway brain
Not a single hit movie that you’ve starred in, just saying
I’m the Toon Patrol’s numero uno
Holding hands with Minnie as she’s crying at your funeral

[Chorus]

Five ways to kill a toon today
In Judge Doom’s name they play the game
Weasels on a hunt, dip in hand
Chasing toons from Toontown land
Mickey, Donald, Goofy too
Pluto, Chip and Dale, they through
Weasels on a hunt coming for you
Coming for you