Holy Weight Champ The Felice Brothers

[Verse 1]
I don't need these cigarettes
All these pills and ill effects
He threw his suitcase into the crater
I don't need these supplements
All these weapons of self-defense
He threw his switchblade into the crater
I don't need this questionnaire
Credit ratings and Tupperware
He threw his phone into the crater

[Chorus]
Oh, he's the Holy Weight Champ
Oh, he's the Holy Weight Champ

[Verse 2]
I could never rejoice
For a gold Rolls Royce
He threw his car keys into the crater
Why should I have some
When so many have none?
He threw his wealth into the crater

[Chorus]
Oh, he's the Holy Weight Champ
Oh, he's the Holy Weight Champ