He’s Just a Scientist Connie Francis

[Intro]
(Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo)
(Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo)

[Verse 1]
He don't play football, golf, or guitar
He's never been on Bandstand, Sullivan, or Parr
He's just not important 'cause he ain't a star

[Chorus]
(He's just a scientist)
He just fools around with bottles and tubes
(He's just a scientist)
He's so square he's a cube
(He's just a scientist)
Big thick glasses
And he's bald
(He's just a scientist)
A-that's all

[Verse 2]
All the games are won by big and brawny halfbacks
And marshals find out rustlers by their horses' tracks
But who's gonna get us to the moon and back?

[Chorus]
(He'll be a scientist)
I think it's inhumane
(Hey, just a scientist)
Sendin' those poor little monkeys up in that thing
(Yeah, just a scientist)
I think there oughtta be a law
There oughtta be a law
(He's just a scientist)
That's all