Jack the Idiot Dunce The Kinks

Who's the fool with the cross-eyed stare?
The turned up nose and moronic glare?
Who's that simpleton standing over there?
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce

Who's that dumb-looking freckle-faced runt?
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce
He walks like his feet are on back to front
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce

When he waddles down the street he looks kind of queer
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce
'Cause he's got two left feet and taxi-door ears
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce

And when we laugh at the clothes he wears
Jack just smiles, 'cause he don't care
Who's that fool? Who's that ninny?
Who's that twit? Who's that chump?
The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce

Who is always the bottom of the class?
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce
Who's a fool? Who's a boob?
Who's a kook and an ass?
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce