Aquinas told me to believe in God
I said “I’m sorry Tom, I Kant.”
Locke convinced me that I needed proof
While Descartes assured me of the answers in my head
Socrates once asked me
If I knew anything at all
But I argued “that’s a stupid question”
And told the jury called
About a, a beautiful hemlock tree
Now that’s philosophy
Francis Bacon’s always been my idol
But Kevin, oh, well, it’s a close second
And Democritus just won't shut up
About all his damn possessions!
Plato once told me
About a place he used to know
Where chained men sat around in a cave
And watched the shadows go
Sounds boring as can be
But that's just philosophy
I said “I’m sorry Tom, I Kant.”
Locke convinced me that I needed proof
While Descartes assured me of the answers in my head
Socrates once asked me
If I knew anything at all
But I argued “that’s a stupid question”
And told the jury called
About a, a beautiful hemlock tree
Now that’s philosophy
Francis Bacon’s always been my idol
But Kevin, oh, well, it’s a close second
And Democritus just won't shut up
About all his damn possessions!
Plato once told me
About a place he used to know
Where chained men sat around in a cave
And watched the shadows go
Sounds boring as can be
But that's just philosophy
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