[Into]
Oh my god
Why is my head pounding?
Where the fuck am I?
Is that a fucking goat?
Yeah, yeah
Uh, hey, uh, naked, yeah, strippers, yeah
[Verse]
So um, what the fuck happened?
I woke up this morning with a mouth full of captain
Room full of Magnums
Damn I need an Asprin
Who is this chick, and why is she unattractive?
Really gotta pee, but I'm tied to the mattress
Girl and Solo Cup, I hope that I'm accurate
Hope that I make it, oh fuck I missed
And that poor girl is literally pissed on
To the next, open up my phone have 2 million texts
'Bout the shit I did, I wanted to forget
The fucked up times I'm never gonna regret
The hotels, Vegas, the strippers, naked
Who's buff, Jake is, I feel, famous
Super duper crazy forgetting I'm entertaining
I did more covers than blankets
Now I'm here calling my agents
Said I'd never make it like my taxi driver's Asian
Now I take vacations to the fucking space station
They feel life's a bitch, well tonight she looks amazing
Feel like she's up for the taking, right
Oh my god
Why is my head pounding?
Where the fuck am I?
Is that a fucking goat?
Yeah, yeah
Uh, hey, uh, naked, yeah, strippers, yeah
[Verse]
So um, what the fuck happened?
I woke up this morning with a mouth full of captain
Room full of Magnums
Damn I need an Asprin
Who is this chick, and why is she unattractive?
Really gotta pee, but I'm tied to the mattress
Girl and Solo Cup, I hope that I'm accurate
Hope that I make it, oh fuck I missed
And that poor girl is literally pissed on
To the next, open up my phone have 2 million texts
'Bout the shit I did, I wanted to forget
The fucked up times I'm never gonna regret
The hotels, Vegas, the strippers, naked
Who's buff, Jake is, I feel, famous
Super duper crazy forgetting I'm entertaining
I did more covers than blankets
Now I'm here calling my agents
Said I'd never make it like my taxi driver's Asian
Now I take vacations to the fucking space station
They feel life's a bitch, well tonight she looks amazing
Feel like she's up for the taking, right
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