That's right, here we are .
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-rene
An' widdled on the bingo cards
In lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
Pittie pittie pattie
Pittie pittie pattie pootie
An' said: "Why don't you treat me mean?"
Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me
Oooh, pittie!
Oooh, pattie!
Oooh, pootie!
Oooh, pootie pootie!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-rene
Get on your feet and do the funky Alfonzo
Let's do the funky Alfonzo
Father Vivian O'Blivion
Resplendent in his frock
Was whipping up the batter
For the pancakes of his flock
He was looking rather bleary
He forgot to watch the clock
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked
(He stroked it . . . )
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked his smaa-aa-aa
(He stroked his smock)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-rene
An' widdled on the bingo cards
In lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
Pittie pittie pattie
Pittie pittie pattie pootie
An' said: "Why don't you treat me mean?"
Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me
Oooh, pittie!
Oooh, pattie!
Oooh, pootie!
Oooh, pootie pootie!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-rene
Get on your feet and do the funky Alfonzo
Let's do the funky Alfonzo
Father Vivian O'Blivion
Resplendent in his frock
Was whipping up the batter
For the pancakes of his flock
He was looking rather bleary
He forgot to watch the clock
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked
(He stroked it . . . )
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked his smaa-aa-aa
(He stroked his smock)
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