D.A.R.E. People Under the Stairs

[Domino's operator (Double K)]
Br-r-r-r-r-r-r! Hello, welcome to Domino's Pizzeria… May I take your order?
[Double K]
Yeah, let me get a spliff-lover's pizza, topped with some mushrooms
[Domino's operator] Okay, mushrooms. Will that be it?
[Double K] Uh…put a lot of shrooms on it
[Domino's operator] Alright, so extra mushrooms
[Double K] A lot of shrooms
[Domino's operator] Sir! Are you faded or what!

[Double K]
Yo, when I awaken, the first thing on my mind
A little bit of cornflakes and a blunt that's all mine. (HA!)
I'm stingy as fuck with the herbs that I hold
Unless it's my brothers from the crew, we all blowed
'Cause every day, every hour, no matter what I'm into
Somebody pull out three, I pull out one, I got love
We can get one for four, so let's go to the spot where cheeba's at
Yo, how we gonna toke, my bong's broke, let's get a Philly loc
And pass the smoke, choke only if it's mixed with all the drama
Amateurs stay away, don't wanna have to call your mama
'Cause it's time to handle busy-ness
(Time to handle dizziness)
Ay-yo, pass the OJ, so I can stop feeling this
Damn, I should've stuck with the batch of happy hip, I wouldn't trip
I could take about 10 to the lip and won't slip
Plenty of drugs I've had. From mixing spliffs to droppin' tabs
Yo, I'd do it again at the right time and right place
Thes is fucking with the X, but I don't like the taste
Yo, let's get an eighth of psilocybin
Wash it down with some Donald Duck
[Thes One]
Yo, let's do this. Yo, Q. Are you gonna chew it? Or are you gotta swallow it?
[Double K]
Everybody agrees. We all chilling, aight? About half an hour later, we all illing
[Thes One]
Want some orange juice to follow it?