Rolling in the Deep The Key of Awesome (Ft. Anastasia Douglas)

[Verse 1: Anastasia Douglas as Adele]
There's a fight I'm having with this chair
Can't seem to move my bum from here to over there
Water glasses are strewn about the room
Got to make a plan to do the dishes soon

[Pre-Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Adele]
This cocaine ninja is smashing dishes
My drummer was naughty so I made him face the wall
I need to get up, I need a shower
I can't right now

[Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Adele]
Cuz I'm playing Angry Birds (playing angry birds)
(Hee-hee, hee, hee, hee)
Can't even stop to pee (can't even stop to pee)
(Gotta do a number three)
I have to get three stars
(Boomerang pelicans, exploding parakeets)
And I'm playing it
(Never seen a green pig)
In my sleep
(Bowling with my beak)

[Verse 2: Anastasia Douglas as Adele]
Red birds, yellow birds
And black ones that explode
Green pig a-holes gonna pay for what they stole
I've reset this level a hundred thousand times
This 99 cent app purchase is destroying my life