Suicide Chump Frank Zappa

[Verse 1]
You say there ain't no use in livin'
It's all a waste of time
And you wanna throw your life away
Well, people, that's just fine (Go on, do it)

[Chorus]
Go head-on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge and take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump, oh yeah

[Verse 2]
You say there ain't no light a-shinin'
Through the bushes up ahead
And we're all gonna be so sorry
When we find out you are dead (Sure as dead now)

[Chorus]
Now, get on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge and take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump, oh yeah

[Verse 3]
Now, maybe you're scared of jumpin' and poison makes you sick
And you want a little attention and you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about
Now, what you gonna do?