Way back in history along the Nordic coast
That was the sound all the people feared the most
It would echo thru the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was Erik and the bloodthirsty Horde!
Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Ruthless and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you cannot hide!
YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the water like
Knives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding
Band of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
Victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest
Bloodthirstiest Viking of them all!
(his Momma named him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)
He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a
Hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides.....and
Once he started after ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking for:
"YA-HOO!!!!!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM FAIR DAMSELS!"
That was the sound all the people feared the most
It would echo thru the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was Erik and the bloodthirsty Horde!
Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Ruthless and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you cannot hide!
YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the water like
Knives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding
Band of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
Victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest
Bloodthirstiest Viking of them all!
(his Momma named him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)
He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a
Hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides.....and
Once he started after ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking for:
"YA-HOO!!!!!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM FAIR DAMSELS!"
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