Rap Libs - Put It In Your Mouth Rap Critic

[Intro]
My baby left me
Left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do...
Without my baby baby baby baby
And then I met his best friend
And he took me to his house
And I said... I said...
Let me tell you what I said

[Hook]
Put it in my NOSE
She said put it in her NOSE
I said my MELLIFLUOUS NOSE
I mean her MELLIFLUOUS NOSE
Put it in my NOSE
She said put it in her NOSE
My MELLIFLUOUS NOSE
I mean her MELLIFLUOUS NOSE

[Verse]
You wanna EXTRICATE, why not?
I be like Herbie and hand you a TOILET
And tell you that my name is Ak'
Get on your TONGUE, make like the breeze begin to POOP
But don't give me no Ralph Lauren grin if you're not down to FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATING
I'm all about ELBOW LICKING
Only if you down for FINGER LUBING
If not, B.J. and the Bear...keep truckin
And SHANK chapsticks
I'm comin ashy as GUMDROPS, wit chapped NIPPLES
For your chapped FAT lips (down in my NOSE)
CRACKING your teeth like dentists as I'm DEFENESTRATING them
With a SALAMI like injections, WASH it I be DRYING them
HURLING up your tonsils, like Anbesol anesthetic
WIGGLING down your throat like chloraseptic (take it out my NOSE)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
(Yodel-ay-hi-hoo) YODELIN' {fart}... FLATULATIN'
I'm givin' KITTENS permanent MITTENS
Put your ARMS here and catch these WET SUPPLE BUNS
In your NOSE