[Verse 1]
He was playing pool and drinking beer
Nothing more'n the occasional tear
But this man's life goes on
He gets greased all over from time to time
At the strip joint, where we met
He said, "Hi, my name is Ted"
See that one over there
That ball of thunder
Every time she goes Vavoom
[Chorus]
I wiggle in my chair
Can I buy you a beer?
What a guy
[Verse 2]
"Well, I've had a few, myself," he said
"But I never quit when I'm ahead
Too many rules and regulations
Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors
And another thing I won't discuss is religion
It always causes a fight"
Vavoom
[Chorus]
There she goes again
"How does she do that?" said Ted
He was playing pool and drinking beer
Nothing more'n the occasional tear
But this man's life goes on
He gets greased all over from time to time
At the strip joint, where we met
He said, "Hi, my name is Ted"
See that one over there
That ball of thunder
Every time she goes Vavoom
[Chorus]
I wiggle in my chair
Can I buy you a beer?
What a guy
[Verse 2]
"Well, I've had a few, myself," he said
"But I never quit when I'm ahead
Too many rules and regulations
Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors
And another thing I won't discuss is religion
It always causes a fight"
Vavoom
[Chorus]
There she goes again
"How does she do that?" said Ted
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