No More Soda! WHATEVER, DAD

[Verse 1]
Kuya BJ thinks he's fat
So, he's giving up soda for the rest of his life
His wife has a funny feeling he'll cave
But he's been hooked on Perrier

[Verse 2]
No more soda!
Be careful: I am totally ripped
If you hug me, I might hurt ya
Not on purpose, though
It's just there's something in
That devilish seltzer water