My Axe Insane Clown Posse

[Intro: Violent J]
I love my Faygo, my NyQuil pills, Shaggy
I love my buddies, my hatchetman, but I love my axe

[Verse 1: Violent J]
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk
Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk
My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh
Me and my axe cut bigots' spinal cords in half
My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back
Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack
My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him
Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain

[Chorus]
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop

[Verse 2: Violent J]
My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs
Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns
My axe is my buddy, he never makes me cry
Me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol
Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol
My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump
Me and my axe will leave you hopping on a stump