Anything You Can Do Barbra Streisand (Ft. Melissa McCarthy)

[Intro: Barbra Streisand & Melissa McCarthy]
Hi, Melissa?
Oh, wow! Barbra Streisand
Streisand, like sand on the beach, soft 'S'
Right, sorry, what are you doing here?
I'm here to see the director
He cast me as the lead in his new movie
He cast me as the lead in his new movie
That's impossible
Yeah, well we'll see
Really?

[Verse 1: Barbra Streisand, Melissa McCarthy & Both]
Anything part you can play, I can play better
I can play any part better than you
No, you can't. Yes, I can
No, you can't. Yes, I can
No, you can't. Yes, I can
Yes, I can!
Any laugh you can get, I can get bigger
I can get any laugh as big as you
With one look, with a glance
Till they cry, wet their pants
Till they roll, till they're sore
I'll get more
Oh, I can belt a D flat, and I'll never be flat
I don't have to warm up, I can act a storm up
I can do a concert tour
With hip-hop and rap?
Well, after a nap!