TOSGANO Central Park Cast (Ft. Daveed Diggs, John Early & Stanley Tucci)

[AUGUSTUS, spoken]
It's very rare that I have to recommend a TOSGANO

[HELEN, spoken]
What's a TOSGANO?

[AUGUSTUS, spoken]
That's my little acronym

[HELEN, spoken]
What's it stand for?

[AUGUSTUS, spoken]
This one sucks, get a new one

(sung)
You've got a dog, but the situation's hairy
And by that, I mean naughty
And it's getting pretty scary
It don't act like a pet, no
This is a TOSGANO
Let me spell it out for you
It's T-O-S-G-A-N-O

This one sucks, get a new one