Jesus Christ You’re Tall Harry Nilsson

[Refrain]
Jesus, I said, Jesus, I said, Jesus Christ, you're tall
I bet nobody, I bet nobody, I bet nobody wanted to dance with you at all
I said Jesus, I said Jesus, there hardly ain't no room here for you at all
I said, Jesus, I said, Jesus, I said, Jesus Christ, you're tall

[Verse]
Well, we could dribble our way down a courtship
Get married for a little while
I would shoot a little love inside your basket mama a
And in a little while we'd have a child

He'd be a little boy, he'd be a little boy
But he'll get taller as the time goes by
He'd be a little boy, he'd be a little boy
But pretty soon he'll hear the other boys cry
Because they're saying to him

[Refrain]
Jesus, they'll say, Jesus, they'll say, Jesus Christ, he's tall
I bet someday, at least someday, I hope he finds a basketball
So maybe a big scout from a big town team will come and sign him to the Meadowlarks
And then someday, someday, he'll play as good as Van Dyke Parks

[Verse]
He'll be famous, he'll get married
He'll be happy with the girl next door
They'll have a little boy, they'll have a little boy
But at birth, he'll measure six foot four