Ft. Walton Wake-Up Call James McMurtry

[Verse 1]
She woke up mad, she's trying to pick a fight
Got a phone to my ear 'cause I'm trying to book a flight
And she's crazy as a goddamned loon
And the airline's drowning in the belly of the beast
And they're all bogged down from the weather in the east
And we're not going anywhere soon

And it's thirty degrees on the Emerald Coast
I spilled my coffee and I burned my toast
And the rent car's sitting' on a flat
The Internet's down and they don't know why
And I damn near made the desk clerk cry
And thеre wasn't any reason for that

She's campеd in the shower and she won't come out
And I don't have a clue what that's about
I'll just have to wait and see
Can't get online to check the bank
Twitter's on fire, my stocks all tanked
But what's really getting to me is

[Chorus]
I keep losing my glasses
I keep losing my glasses
I keep losing my glasses
I keep losing my glasses