If You Have To Ask (Live ’02) Red Hot Chili Peppers

[Spoken]
This is my team
We have a winning record for about twenty years
That's not to say we haven't lost a few

[Verse 1]
Wanna-be gangster thinkin' he's a wise guy
Rob another bank, he's a 'sock 'em in the eye' guy
Tank-head, Mr. Bonnie and Clyde guy
Look him in the eye, he's not my kinda guy
Never wanna be confusion proof
Your pudding's sweet but too aloof
Orange-eyed girl with the backslide dew said
"Yo, homie, who you talkin' to?"
Backed up paddywagon mackin' on a cat's ass
One uppercut to the cold upper middle class
Born to storm on boredom's face
Add a little lust to the funky ass Flea bass
Most in the race just lose their grace
The blackest hole in all of space
Crooked as a hooker, now suck my thumb
Anybody wanna come get some?

[Chorus]
(If you have to ask) You'll never know, oh
Funky motherfucker will not be told to go
(If you have to ask) You'll never know, ha
Funky motherfucker will not be told to go