Jack Horner vs. Dr. Eggman Freshy Kanal (Ft. Doobus Goobus, Freeced & Luke Reardon)

[Verse 1: Dr. Eggman]
You're a fool to fight with Ivo Robotnik
This will be easy as pie with all my mind has accomplished
"Doctor, I have a problem, I’m as cocky as Sonic!"
Then I prescribe 5 missiles that I've locked in from my cockpit
Now BEHOLD! This is how an egg runs shop
I don't need an emerald to wreck a hedge-fund-hog
You’re a giant in the shadow of a doll that's 5'4
'Cuz no one would bear witness to the Ultimate Eyesore
I'm the greater thinker: this inventor hypothesizes
Jack's already been lobotomized, now I'll robotocize him
Take ya' big thumb, I’ll show you a space to insert
Step to me, I’ll step on you until your name's the Pink Blur
Jack Horner, get back in the corner, stay in a sulk
And that’s an order you manbaby, you wait 'till you're told
I'm Midas touched so like the Olympics, I’m taking the gold
You're uncontrollable, chaotic, I am chaos controlled

[Verse 2: Jack Horner]
This guy is a grand inventor?
One rodent could blow up all his grand endeavors
I don't intend to sit here and withstand a lecture
From a man who rocked up looking like a band director
Nicknamed the Eggman, boy, how'd you get that?
Is it 'cuz every machine you make will break fast?
Humpty Dumpty with a big stache gon' be dead last
When I crack his head, scramble him in my next batch
How about you calculate the redundancy of a theme park in space?
People can scream from just one look at your face
Doesn't it sting? The whole of Mobius loathes you
Dozens of rings, yet no one you could propose to
How did Gerald's grandson become an utter bore?
Kidnap Elise again, you two deserve each other more
What would grandpa think, seeing you fail at love and war?
Maria's shelf life ain't as sad as what you've done with yours