Final Debate Songified The Gregory Brothers

[BOB SCHIEFFER]
Tonight we witness the final contest -
Two men enter and two men shall leave
But each must answer now my questions three - yeah!

[Chorus]
Preekotos omnipitos romneytos schieffertos freetos obamatos

[BOB SCHIEFFER QUESTION 1]
How could we ship jobs to Shanghai
When America invented the chicken pot pie

[OBAMA]
We have brought cases against China for violating trade rules
We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules

[ROMNEY]
They're hacking into our computers
Counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
Our patents, our designs (okay!)

[OBAMA]
China's a potential partner if it's following the rules

[ROMNEY]
We wanted to trade with them
But you gotta play by the rules