Jenifa Taught Me (Derwin’s Revenge) De La Soul

[Verse 1: Dove]
Access to her code
Lovestruck was my mode
Took a look, dropped my textbook
Jenifa (Oh)
Breakfast, broke it fast
She was in my English class
Asked for notes, rocked my boat
Jenifa (Oh)
Jenny
Lost her favorite penny
So I gave her a dollar
She kissed me (And I hollered)
In a flash, the school bell rang
Jenny grabbed onto my hand
Took me home and said
"Trugoy, just swing and swing and swang"

[Verse 2: Pos]
The downstairs, where we met
I brought records, she cassettes
Lost the break, found her shape
Jenifa, oh Jenny
Transcripts showed more than flirt
"I Love Daisies" read her shirt
Grabbed my jeans, Jimmy screamed
Jenifa, oh Jenny
Marvelous, shaped like a vase
No one can live their life for Pos
Found a house, aroused my joust
Jenifa, oh Jenny
Her clothes, I did shuck
Just like Dan, I strictly stuck
To the punt, she cried, "Kick it!"
Posdnuos was in
Jenny
Only thought about Jimmy
But asked was I a virgin
Like some kid named Derwin
She said, "Let's try it in the bathroom"
But 'Dnuos is way above sinks
So to the kitchen she did Dan
And came back wrapped in Saran