Zombie Love Song Your Favorite Martian

[Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert]
You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around
It might seem kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie
I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm
And brains are all I've eaten all week it's true
But if my heart was still beating, it would beat for you
So let me take you to Wendy's, you deserve it
Yeah, I'm a zombie baby, ain't nobody perfect

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]
I'll chase you through the yard
And all through the house into the dark
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
I've never been so true
But if my heart was still beating, it would beat for you
Oh I, wanna steal your heart and eat your brains