Dumb Ways To Die Harry Callaghan

[Verse 1]
Get crushed by a crusher...
Destroy vital apparatus
Find a way into Android Hell...
Run too fast on a pool of Propulsion Gel

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!

[Verse 2]
Play Hide'n'Seek with a turret...
Stand in front of an Energy Pellet
Push your friend into toxic waste...
Shoot a portal straight into outer-space

[Chorus]
Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!

[Verse 3]
Rub your face on a Hard-Light Bridge...
Forget your boots and fall off the edge
Suffocate in toxic gas...
Look at the operational end of the device