Mushnik and Son Original Off-Broadway Cast of Little Shop of Horrors (Ft. Hy Anzell & Lee Wilkof)

[MUSHNIK, spoken]
Seymour?

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Sir?

[MUSHNIK]
How would you like to be my son?
How would you like to be my own adopted boy?
I never liked him much before
But count the cash that's in the drawer
I've got no choice. I'm much too poor

(spoken)
Say yes

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
What for?

[MUSHNIK]
Seymour, I want to be your dad
I'll gladly treat you
Like my blood and my own flesh

[SEYMOUR]
Like Ozzie Nelson, Dave and Rick?